These sexiest quotes ever are taken from my collection of more than 100,000 of the world's best quotations.

Advice for a happy marriage: Never yell at each other unless the house is on fire. — Leo Aikman

Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, but it's better if you do. — Alice, character in Closer movie

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good. — Ling Bai, actress

On Valentine's Day, millions of men give millions of women flowers, cards and candy as a heartfelt expression of the emotion that also motivates men to observe anniversaries and birthdays: fear. — Dave Barry, humorist

What's the fun of kissing a woman without the risk she'll decide to stick a knife in you? — Prince Beslan, character in Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series

Great sex is not a pleasant soak in the tub, with the scented candle burning. Great sex is more like a bomb exploding inside your right mind. — Amy Bloom, author

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. — Pierce Brosnan, actor

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. — Helen Gurley Brown, editor

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married. — Drew Carey, actor and comedian

It was a simple truth; the Creator made women so men would not find life too easy. — Matt Cauthon, character in Robert Jordan's Winter's Heart novel

Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year, a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden. — Chinese proverb

Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it. — Margaret Cho, comedienne

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year. — Bette Davis, actress

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. — Clint Eastwood, actor, director, and producer

Scientists have discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive: it's called wedding cake. — Laura Estes

When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. — Matt Groening, cartoonist and TV show creator

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like. — Adrienne Gusoff, teacher and humorist